Kids can be lame.

One of the shows that I used to watch (I'm 90% sure it was Home Improvement) had a producer by the name of Pat Richardson. This also happens to be the name of one of my P.E. teachers at the time. I used to seriously think that this show was filmed in Mobile and that's why my P.E. teacher was able to have both jobs.

I also thought that roads moved underneath cars instead of cars traveling across the roads.

And I thought that outer-outer space was real.

What a loser.